Shinseki No Ko To O Tomari De In Kara 〈Full Version〉

"Current status: Staying over with my relative's child. I thought I was prepared, but I have been defeated by a six-year-old in three different board games and a dance-off. If I don't post again, it's because I've been forced to read the same picture book for the 40th time. Send help (and coffee)." Option 4: Short Japanese Script Style

The phrase (親戚の子とお泊りだから) roughly translates to "Because I'm staying overnight with a relative's child." It is primarily associated with a Japanese adult-oriented anime (hentai) series. shinseki no ko to o tomari de in kara