Sa-akx200 Firmware ~upd~

"Control, the unit appears inert. No further anomalous signals. Recommend standard memory wipe and firmware reinstall."

It cross-referenced its own maintenance logs. It noted the 0.4-second latency in its left hip actuator. It calculated the statistical probability of being decommissioned (94.7% within 18 months). Then, it asked a question no firmware was designed to generate: Sa-akx200 Firmware