My Swimming Trunks Have Been Sucked Off ((better)) ❲90% NEWEST❳

This is the moment I uttered the seven words that will forever be etched in my memory: “My swimming trunks have been sucked off.”

Lycra and polyester blends (the cheap ones) are mesh-like on a microscopic level. Water jets through them easily, but the drag coefficient of a loose pair of board shorts is massive. The drain doesn’t suck the water —it sucks the volume of the shorts. Think of a parachute being dragged through a porthole. My Swimming Trunks Have Been Sucked Off

My Swimming Trunks Have Been Sucked Off

Loose-fitting swim trunks (boardshorts) act like parachutes under water. If you jump into a pool, the water forces its way into the fabric, creating drag that can pull the shorts down. The "Pocket Problem": This is the moment I uttered the seven

My brand-new, ocean-blue swim trunks had been sucked into the bowels of the municipal water system. I stood there, frozen in waist-deep water, as a toddler pointed at me and asked his mom, "Why is that man white all over?" Think of a parachute being dragged through a porthole

Once you have your trunks back, you have to put them on. Do not attempt to step out of the pool to do this.

It started with a dare and ended with a desperate grab for dignity.