The bar went silent. Mofos froze, eyes wide, a plastic hockey player’s legs sticking out from between his lips.

As she made her way over to the group, she noticed that Church, the self-proclaimed "Table Hockey King," was already seated at one of the tables, his eyes fixed intently on the game in front of him.

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