Here’s a short, helpful—and admittedly absurd—story that weaves those keywords into a lighthearted lesson about digital footprints, online trends, and knowing when to hit “delete.”

: Often features extremely loud, distorted volume levels ("ear-rape").

It started in the deeply weird, wildly unmoderated wild west of YouTube comedy: a channel called Filthy Frank (created by Joji Miller, long before he became the melancholic R&B singer Joji). The format was simple: one person dances alone while everyone else in the room ignores them. When the bass drops, the screen cuts to chaotic, nonsensical dancing from the entire group.

The search query "Harlem Shake Poop Steezy Grossman" leads directly to a specific collection: The Anonymous Flash Animations and Deleted YouTube Memes, 2012-2014 (User-Uploaded) . Inside:

In the early months of 2013, the internet was abuzz with a peculiar dance craze known as the Harlem Shake. Characterized by its frenetic, chaotic dance moves and Baauer's infectious beat, the Harlem Shake video became a viral sensation, captivating millions of users across social media platforms. However, as with many internet trends, the Harlem Shake's popularity was soon followed by a wave of memes, parodies, and even a bizarre incident involving a character named Poop Steezy Grossman, which led to an unexpected appearance on the Internet Archive.

"It has to be there," Eli muttered, typing harlem shake poop steezy grossman into the Wayback Machine’s search bar.