These lines are seared into the memory of 90s kids.

Long before Marvel movies dominated multiplexes and streaming services curated global content for Indian audiences, a small, almost mythical artifact existed on bootleg VCDs and late-night cable television: the Hindi dubbed version of Claude Zidi’s 1999 live-action film, Asterix and Obelix vs Caesar (originally Astérix et Obélix contre César ).

It has nothing to do with the original text. But it fits the chaotic energy of the scene perfectly.