(Licks a finger, wipes it on his chest) What didn't we do? We threw you a surprise party to celebrate your new job!

Wait. You weren't dumping us. You were giving us a record label?

| Song | Scene Trigger Line | Purpose | |-------|--------------------|---------| | | Alvin: “We need a distraction!” | Airport dance chaos. | | “Oh My Darling” | Theodore: “Why is a cactus chasing us?” | Road trip montage energy. | | “Uptown Funk” | Simon: “It’s a karaoke bar. We’ll blend in.” | Disguise performance. | | “Conga” (Gloria Estefan) | Samantha: “You know this song?” | Climactic reconciliation. | | “Home” | Dave: “Let’s go home… all of us.” | Ending emotional payoff. |

Dave. Emergency. I saw you texting "Miami" and "Samantha." You’re going to propose, aren't you?

(distracted) Right, right. The show. (to Claire) Want to come backstage and meet the rest of the guys?